The famed actor/murderer/football player O.J. Simpson has thrown his hat into the ring for the possible fathers of Anna Nichole Smith's child. As quoted on the website Page 6, Simpson has been quoted as saying that:
"I knew Anna Nichole pretty well. I have some slow moving sperm. I could be the father."I am literally at a loss for words here. With all the money that Smith had, I can bet that one of her luxuries that she payed for was laying in baths of man seed. Anna Nichole has probably the lowest standards out of anyone I've met, and I've shaken hands with Roseanne Barr. She gets married to an 88 year old billionaire, has sex with O.J. Simpson, and has no idea who the father of her child is? This is an excellent Maury Povich show waiting to happen. I should have tried to nail that fat/skinny/fat/skinny no class ho before she died. I could think of many uses for the money, like paying someone to rip out Dick Vitale's vocal cords, penis enlargement, or maybe even some breasts for myself so I can finally know what they feel like.
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