Barbaro Flavored Alpo

An extremely sad day has happened in the equine world: the horse affectionatley known as Big Bad Bossy Barbaro or BBBB, has died. Barbaro was an inspiration to millions of lonely cat loving housewives who wrote him countless letters of inspiration to get well. First discovered by Deadspin.com, some letters were written in poem style, and others as letters of love. To a fucking horse. A racehorse. Let me say this again. People wrote letters to a fucking four legged dumb animal with a penis the size of a Honda Accord antenna. Examples:

We love you, the royal and couragous pony that you were. What an example you set for all of us in strength, love and obedience to all of your caregivers. Enjoy your life from the pain and suffering with the one who went before.
-Ardis Kuene and Family, Merchantville, Ind.

The University of Pennyslvania set up a website for the horse that disappointed everyone at the Preakness when it snapped its hind leg in in several places, forfeiting the triple crown. Millions around the world were saddened when hearing that Barbaro died. Again, Barbaro isn't even a Prince of Morrocco or a Sultan, hes a fucking horse. Thousands of children, adults, and grandparents die every day. This horse got more letters than Princess Diana when it died. Maybe if Diana was packing the heat that Barbaro was, she'd of been as popular.