Sunday, January 14, 2007

Atheletes that Look Like Famous People

There are some uncanny resemblances between athletes and moderatley famous actors. A few comparisons I have found:



















Sack or Zack fro
m Wedding Crashers vs. Merril Hoge

This is one of the most incredible look alikes I have found. The differences end here though, as Merril Hoge is a pussy and usually gets owned by Ron Jaworski, and Sack Lodge was an All America hit machine from an Ivy League college (I think.) Sack can lay a hit down, and shoots people for fun. Props to you. Merril Hoge is one of the few ESPN personalities I like, but he needs to form his own opinions.

















Chris Berman vs. Ji
m Belushi

They don't really look alike, but I share a deep hatred for both. Chris Berman is famous only because he has a penchant for yelling "woop" multiple times on NFL Tonight, and for some reason unknown to me, I do not appreciate fat people screaming at me on tv, thats what Rosie O'Donnell has a job for. Jim Belushi only has my respect because he is a Bears fan, and the buck stops there. Belushi is only famous for riding on the coat-tails of his famous brother John, and if his brother was never around, Belushi would probably be working for Chicago Streets and Sanitation, carting around on the back of a garbage truck somewhere.
















A Child Molester vs. Mike Holmgren

Don't get me wrong, I absoultely hate child molesters. They need to burn in hell. I feel the same way for the Seattle Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren. He ditched out on the Packers, I think because he tried to touch Brett Favres son Trent. Mike is a fat sweaty slob of a man, and he belongs behind bars, because he likes little boys and girls.
















Shelden Williams vs. An African Gorilla

As I have stated before, I absolutely despise Duke Basketball. Now, I have a deep respect for gorillas after seeing King Kong (imagine the weiner on Kong, props to him...) So I'm gonna have to go with the gorilla in this one, because Shelden Williams should be in a tree somewhere deep in Zimbabwe.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've heard that Holmgren being a 'fat sweaty slob' might be partially myth.

http://nflnotes.wordpress.com/2006/12/16/4th-inches-personal-foul-against-holmgren/

hahah